Woke up in Newtopia, where I fell down a flight of stairs.
Broke my leg but luckily, I fell down a flight of stairs.
So then I became a loyal ranger, and I fell down a flight of stairs.
Kept folks out of danger, falling down a flight of stairs!
I lived on a warship, fell down a flight of stairs!
Soon I was the king's trusted advisor.
I fell down a flight of stairs.
Tried bug appetizers YUM!
And for fun, I fell down a flight of stairs.